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[0:06] ..." trust that by now you've heard that -- beat her former inmate Paris Hilton has announced she's running for president. No I am not making this up what he'd take me for. I saw her video announcement on the Internet last night"...
[0:50] ..." minutes of pathetic fame -- That would be a gross underestimation. Of Paris Hilton's -- and sincerity. When she said that the the few hours she spent -- LA jail for violating probation on it do"...
[1:28] ..." candidacy the serious political analysis it deserves. If the thought fullness of Barack Obama offend you parents his relentless bubble headed this could be the perfect antidote. John McCain's wartime her was and turns you off. Paris -- your candidate and she'd spill everything she knew with her captor threatened to strip -- polish off a toenail. And it'd take a cute tipped to soak up that spill. Paris Hilton's election will reassure the world that Americans are as stupid and shallow as they thought we work. But I'm afraid it'll never"...
[0:00]" I assume you end my colleagues here at news radio 1030 have been leading with this all morning long so. I trust that by now you've heard that -- beat her former inmate Paris Hilton has announced she's running for president. No I am not making this up what he'd take me for. I saw her video announcement on the Internet last night and as you know if it's on the Internet it must be true. There was Paris laying on the shares in -- skimpy bathing suit and high heels left over from the set of the wits and applause. Spelling out her energy policy and suggesting that one of her first acts in office may be to paint the White House pink. Now if I were -- cynical support. I'm might save that -- presidential bid. Is that desperate publicity stunt double blows he looking has been in the final ten seconds or so of her fifteen minutes of pathetic fame -- That would be a gross underestimation. Of Paris Hilton's -- and sincerity. When she said that the the few hours she spent -- LA jail for violating probation on it do you -- were harmed -- it's nightmare of denial of cell phone access and refusal Martinis. That poor girl was telling the absolute truth I she knew it. And when she vowed after her release to stop her partying ways and devote herself to social causes well. That was an outright pack of lies but they were sincere -- So let's transcend reflexive skepticism. And cute paris' candidacy the serious political analysis it deserves. If the thought fullness of Barack Obama offend you parents his relentless bubble headed this could be the perfect antidote. John McCain's wartime her was and turns you off. Paris -- your candidate and she'd spill everything she knew with her captor threatened to strip -- polish off a toenail. And it'd take a cute tipped to soak up that spill. Paris Hilton's election will reassure the world that Americans are as stupid and shallow as they thought we work. But I'm afraid it'll never happen her nomination papers won't pass muster. They don't accept an X for the candidate's signature."






